Self-indulgent much?

I'm sure, by now, many observant readers have picked up on something M and myself are only just forcing ourselves to acknowledge... we are big fat polywhores. I know, I know, but it's not all 16 year old girls posting collages of R.Patz and virginal white dresses, honestly. It's like going shopping minus the credit card limit, shop-assistant-induced anxiety and body issues - add a line of cocaine as your background image and you're living the life of M's idol, Miss Kate Moss.


Anyway, for those of you who require these sorts of things to have a point, here it is: M recently celebrated the anniversary of her dramatic arrival upon this planet, and in honour of this, I have condensed her into polyvore form.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY M! by StormOrphans featuring Vivienne Westwood bags

Happy Birthday, my blogging friend! These lovely things are all on their way to your letterbox as I type.

xx A

PS. I love you, but sometimes I wish you actually were actual Bette Midler.

1. Miu Miu clogs
2. Acne leather jacket
3. Lover 'white magic' dress.
4. Bebaroque knottyrope tights
5. Vampire Weekend's 'Contra'
6. 'The Fug Awards' (in the hope that we become a better blogging duo)
7. Vivienne Westwood ebury clutch
8. 'Regretsy' by April Winchill. Ha! Even better than cakewrecks.
9. Benoit Missolin headpiece at Liberty's cocktease of an online store.

If I Could Disapparate...

Not that I have a problem with musical guests, Easter hunts, glitter and glue but today, instead of being at work I wanted to be here....

The Hemingway Bar, Hotel Ritz, Paris

And to be wearing this....

let's go dancing... by StormOrphans featuring Bassike t shirts

Items in this set:
Bassike Scoop neck organic cotton T-shirt, $80
Silk sequined shorts, $595
Classic Bralette bra, $115
Sigerson Morrison Plateau suede sandals, 445 GBP
Kenneth Jay Lane 22-karat gold-plated coin earrings, $75

If you could choose, where would you have gone today?

Dreaming of Paris, M x

Essay due tomorrow

So there's nothing for it but to indulge in some guilty, sweaty online porn. My current favourite? I think it goes by the title MIUCCIA SWALLOWS...

(pic from Barbara Frankie's impossibly awesome blog which may be featured here one day if we can get over our fear of her coolness)

These S/S '10 bad boys have become an unhealthy obsession of mine - I lay awake thinking of them at night and I suffer from panic attacks when I realise I can't add them to an outfit. What started off as filthy internet perving has grown into something beautiful. I think it may be love.

And you know what I'm going to do with them when I get my hands on them??.....

Miuccia, you complete me by StormOrphans featuring Dries Van Noten pants

A xx