'Remember the museum plastic spaceship toys that were molded right in front of you?.... Those use to smell awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' about 6 hours ago via web
'In the studio with Jay and B. Beyonce just explained to me that lip dressers are better known as make up artist lol' 2:49 PM Sep 25th via web
'Man... Why is so sexy to me when I see girl pull an Ipad out her purse' 2:26 AM Sep 25th via web
'At the crib I use really nice napkins instead of paper towels... got the idea from the YSL bathroom ... waaaaay nicer' 4:31 AM Sep 24th via web
'Man ... ninjas are kind of cool ... I just don't know any personally' 6:46 PM Sep 23rd via web
'If baroque and mod had a car crash... what would that ambulance look like?' 5:45 PM Sep 23rd via web
Man, reading Kanye's tweets makes for hours of fun.
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If I did, life would be infinitely cooler.